And Then There Were Three
March 24, 2008 by brian
Well folks, the SFUniverse faithful are not excited by Prince Caspian or Hellboy II. So they’re out of the running for the Biggest Summer film poll.
We asked Iron Man, Batman and Indiana Jones why our fans should vote for them.
Iron Man: I’m sorry, what wuz the question again? Who says it’s last call?
SFUniverse: Mr. Stark, are you drunk? (Yes, Brian is shameless enough to use a drunken Iron Man joke)
Iron Man: They don’t have enough liquor here to get Tony Stark drunk! Seriously, there’s not enough. I heard this interview had a cash bar….
SFUniverse: Um. moving along? Batman, why should fans want to see your movie?
Batman: Because criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot. They’re frightened by symbols like the bat.
SFUniverse: I’m not really sure what that has to do with the question.
Batman: You’re not one of those bleeding heart liberals that thinks society’s to blame, are you?
SFUniverse: No, and put that Batarang away please! We’ll move on… Indy?
Indiana Jones: I’m sorry, what was the question?
SFUniverse: Dr. Jones, are you drunk?
Indy: What was that?
Iron Man: He’s not drunk, and I’d know. He’s too old and senile to answer you. Go see Iron Man.
Batman: What kind of superhero role model smells of Goldschlager?
Iron Man: What kind of superhero role model makes ten-year-olds fight supervillains?
Indy: He’s got you there, Bat-ears.
Batman: Oh that you hear!
SFUniverse: This isn’t getting us anywhere. Since the heroes can’t decide, we need you to vote in our poll for the biggest summer movie.
